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i woke up at 745, and within ten minutes my mom was out of bed making me coffee. i wrote for 40 mins and now she's watching god tv on the big screen. my dad is reading the paper on the living room floor. we bout to get bagelz from river rd. i always forget what it's like. 

I like your ring!

"Is it a crown?"

"Yeah. My husband is the king of the Lower East Side."

WTF???

I just want to be a boy.