one of my more important (and more private) new years resolutions was to stop hating on humanity. i'm sometimes embarrassed with myself at how low my expectations are w. the general public. it isn't a self-defense mechanism nor is it me trying to distinguish myself from the rest of the world. it's just that the little things people do... or the way they carry themselves or the things they say... generally disappoint me. idk. but it isn't really humanity i hate on i've come to learn... it's society, a vessel in which spewing hatred into is i guess a lot more realistic (and justified). so i'm not reeeaally a misanthrope... more like a plain old cynic. either way i'm trying to snap myself out of it and enjoy the beauty in crowds and trends. trying to find weird phenomenons fascinating instead of putrid..
but before i do that i'd just like to showcase my disgust for THE NEW PETA ADS.
don't get me wrong. i hate PETA all the time. i'm not disappointed in them or anything like that, because i totally expect every single thing they do-- from that time they turned their website into a tasteless virtual flour-hurling video game that showcased the Olsen twins as mink-wearing zombies, to ACTUALLY advertising a PETA COFFIN that says on the lid in obnoxious capitals "TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN FUR!".... seeeeriouslyyyyy????!!!!). i get it, they're extremists, and i'm generally passive-aggressive. if that's what it takes to get their point across, fine. do what you want, vegan weirdos, i'm still eating sssicken while staring at your disgusting advert featuring the ugly Kardashian sister's naked airbrushed back. hi, at least that one made me never want to eat again.
i'm not saying by any means that i hate animals either. i love animals. i recognize that they're smarter than us and they chill harder. especially doggies... which brings me to this: is PETA really advocating the neutering of housepets? I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED. dassa surprise to me. i figured they'd find any kind of dabbling with the manhood or womanhood of a living thing grotesque. but apparently not, because from this ad in can be inferred that PETA assumes that if your little Spottie isn't spayed, it will run rampant through the streets and impregnate all the strays it comes in contact with, resulting in a quick stint at the pound and a lot of dead puppies. which isn't necessarily true, but ok, they're on to something here. i give them credit for not being entirely insane. but hold on-- WHAT'S WITH THE ATTACK STANCE??? not surprised of course, but really, 'have the balls to fix your dog.' (and in spanish too, it would have been funnier in english..) it isn't at all ballsy to neuter your pet-- it'd be ballsy to NOT neuter your dog in order to protect its manhood and live with its incessant humping for the rest of its life. right??? wouldn't you expect peta to advertise the opposite??? this ad is like actually demeaning to normal people who have every intention of getting their cat/dog/wombat spayed or neutered. so see, i'm on the people's side with this one. PETA is just str8 up rude and condescending all the time, no matter what they do. which is why they annoy the hell out of me. the one time i semi-agree with one of their views i still feel insulted by their stupid In Ur faYcE ads. k, i'm done. ugh PETA go to hell. i will now move on and continue on my quest to love&embrace every aspect of the world.
(but i will give them 1 e-prop, cuz they use Mickey Rourke and i really want to see The Wrestler.)
gbyeeeee!!!
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